Mom : hey how was school
Tegan ; boring
Mom ; of course
Tegan : don't forget i have people coming over in an hour
Mom ; haven't forgotten
Tegan ; good now I'm gonna be upstairs
Mom ; ok
I walk upstairs going to my room and i lay down turning on the tv and while i waited i watch some one tree hill .
Daniel : sick room
Tegan ; oh hi
I sit up turning the tv off
Dylan : your sister let us in and let me tell u she is fit
Tegan ; yh i don't have a sister thats my mom
Luna ; omg
Daniel : she looks young
Dylan : damn I'm into a milf
We all start laughing
Daniel ; I'm sure u don't wanna hear that dude shut up
Dylan : sorry
Tegan : do u guys want anything to eat or drink
Luna : I'm good
Daniel : no thanks
Dylan : i might get myself a drink so i can see your mom
Luna : stop
Dylan ; fine
Tegan ; so should we get started on this lame ass project
Daniel : lets
We get started on the project and we get an idea of what we need to do
Mom : hey do u guys want snacks
I look at them and they all shake heads
Tegan :there good
Mom ; ok well do u guys need condoms i feel like your planning a 4some u all seem really close
Tegan : mom oh my god
Mom : what with teenagers theses day u never know
Tegan : no mom its a project just that not what ever goes throw that mind of yours please go
Mom ; well be safe kids always wrap up i had her when i was much younger then the rest of u
Tegan : go
She walks out
Mom : also u change your mind on snack just come down
She walks out again and i cover my face and they all start laughing
Luna : kinda see what u mean by crazy
Daniel : i think she done to embrass u
Dylan : damn i would tap that
Tegan ; no shes crazy please tell me my mom isn't the only whos like that
Dylan ; my mom is like phoebe buffay
Luna : dude I'd love a mom like but i get stuck with a whore of a mother
Daniel : shit
Luna ; oh well lifes goes on one of your mom's can adopt me
Tegan : my mom welcomes everyone into the house
Dylan ; and i don't let anyone come to my house so sorry
Luna ; your moms gonna adopt me
Tegan : ok
Daniel : does your mom adopt guys
Tegan : she does
Daniel ; Good to know but my family's chill so i don't think I'll need adopting
Tegan : ok anyway I'll be back make yourself at home
I get going to the bathroom taking my contacts out and i put my glasses on and i walk out . And there all looking throw my photo album
Tegan : oh god
Daniel : theses are lovely photos of u
Tegan ; oh i know
I sit back down
Luna : ok who is that cause he is fucking fit
Tegan ; james
Luna ; oh shit is he your boyfriend
Tegan : hell no my bestfriend
Luna : can have his insta
Dylan ; is he gay or bi cause like he is fit
Tegan : hes straight but his insta is jameswest
Luna : thank u
Daniel : bet u slept with him in that picture your to close for just frineds
Tegan : I'm virgin so i haven't slept with him and hes like a brother
Dylan : same could be said for u angi i followed your insta yeserday saw the pitures of u and her . And then saw u 2 after school
Daniel : no just frineds
Luna : girls and boys can be just frineds with no feelings
Daniel : ok true
Luna : I'm gonna message him
Daniel : i dare u be like hey your fit lets meet and fuck
Tegan : why
Luna ; no
Daniel ; please
Dylan ; do it
Tegan : go on
Luna : fine but if this destroys my chance of getting to know him your all dead
She gets her phone and we look over her shoulder
Luna : hey james i think your reallt fit i think we should meet up and hock up
James : um...
Luna : what do u say
James ; no thanks i don't just meet people and fuck them...i prefer to get to know the person first and if i have feelings for them . Were see what would happen . Thanks for the offer but I'm gonna have to pass
Luna : what if we get to know each other like talk to each other at school and message each other
James : see i can do that yes i would like that
Luna : ok talk to u tomrrow
James ; ok talk tomrrow Luna
She slaps us all and we all start laughing
Luna : i hate u
Daniel : sorry
Tegan : I'll tell him it's a prank
Luna : no leave it i will
Tegan : ok
Dylan : have fun
Luna ; i will
Tegan ; why did u dare her
Daniel ; thought it would be funny
Tegan : fairs
Daniel ; plus gotta admit it was funny
Tegan : it was but getting slapped wasn't
Daniel : thats true but at aleast it wasn't hard
Tegan ; i guess
Daniel : i say we got luckey there
Tegan : yh ok but if she slaps cause one your ideas i will slap u
Daniel : feisty
Tegan : i can be
Daniel : well if u slap me I'll tap u back
Tegan : tap
Daniel ; well i don't wanna hurt u or say slap cause that sounds awful coming from a guy so I'll tap u lightly
Tegan : aww how nice
Daniel : not really cause were talking about slapping but i guess its nice
Tegan : oh i don't make sence ignore me
Daniel ; i don't make sence a lot of time either
Dylan : Are you an astronaut cause that ass is out of this world
Tegan ; wait what
Luna : were doing pick up lines
Daniel ; oh i have one every relationship should be 50/50 i pay for u to get yout nails done in return u show me how they feel on my back when were doing the deed
Luna : oh god
Dylan ; i don't know
Tegan : dylans was good
Luna : yh
Daniel ; yh ok what ever anyway i should make a move
Dylan ; yh
Luna : yep
Tegan ; ok
We get up going down stairs and they go
Mom : they seem nice and let me tell u daniel and Dylan are quiet attractive
Tegan ; oh my god
Mom ; what
Tegan : nothing I'm going upstairs
Mom ; food won't be long
Tegan ; ok
I walk upstairs and i sit down turning back on the tv
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