Part 11

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by ry0maz

by ry0maz

POV Craig
I can't do Clyde nor token. Stan,Kyle, and Cartman. Ew. Butters. Kenny would beat my ass. Scott. Nope.
"I- I Uh.. gotta go-" I said as I got outta my room.
"Going to see your boyfriend." My dad said
"Uh.. yea.." I said as I got my blue jacket and walked out.
I need to decide... Ah ha! Tweek. He'll say no... who cares worth a shot. "Fucking hell" ⟟ said as ⟟ arrived at the tweek enterprise. (Big words = better fanfics HAHDEHX)

Ding dong

⟟ waited there for ⏃ few minutes then... "h-hello?" Said ⏃ stuttery voice. "OH GOD WHAT ARE YOU-" ⟟ covered his mouth as ⟟ walked in. He was screaming but it was muffled due to. Well you get why but still. "I need a favor." I said. Tweek stared at me.

POV TWEEK
"I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend."
DO YOU HEAR THIS??? WHAT THE FUCK???? "NO! ACK" I said pushing him off of me. "Listen. You don't like me, and I don't like you. Just for my dad, or else he'll make me go on dates with girls and the girls he sets me up with are fucking boring." He said in one breath, keeping his monotone voice. "What do I get o-out of- ngh- it." I said sternly, keeping my ground. "No more getting chased out of the school, no more pushing nor hitting, kicking slapping. I'll tell the guys stop." He said, I continued to keep my stance. I wanted to be strong, speaking MY BULLY IS IN MY HOUSE. BEGGING ME TO BE HIS BOYFRIEND.

"Yeah- I'd rather be with satan than with you." I said.

POV CRAIG
"Motherfu-" "Hey tweek-! Ah.. whose this?" A man walked out of the kichen with reading glasses and an apron. "I'm-" "he's leaving!". "Leaving? He just came! I'll make him some... tea?" The man said staring at me.

"Go ahead." I said. Tweeks dad hummed as he walked into the kitchen. "Don't act like a dick, ACK! to my dad." Tweek said sternly. "Calm down spaz, I will act however I act." His ears got so red with anger. That was my time to exit!I step foot into the kitchen. Coffee..? No wonder why the spaz smells like coffee 24/7. I walked to sit down on the island. Tweek taking a seat a seat down from me. That dickhead.

"So, you never answered my question!" His dad said smiling, "what's your name?", tweeks dad smiled. "I'm Craig. Craig Tucker." I said. "Tucker..? I went to school with your dad!" He said smiling, "you can call me Mr Tweak, or Richard, whichever your prefer.". Tweeks dad is... nice? "Dad.." tweek said facing away from his dad. "Calm down hun, I just wanna get to know your friend! I've only ever heard of butters, which I already know who he is!!" Mr Tweek let out a light hearted chuckle.

POV TWEEK
Friend? Fucking friend?!?!? "Yeah uh.. ngh let's go to my room Craig-" "why? I'm still enjoying your dads lovely tea." He smirked. This fucker. I gritted my teeth. My dad smiled, "you seemed like a tea guy to me, see Tweek loves coffee!" My dad turned around and to wash the dishes. "I kinda knew that." Craig chuckled. His laugh is adorable. WAIT TWEEK WTF?? WHY ARE YOUR SIMPING FOR YOUR BULLY??? I didn't know how stupid I looked, because Craig looked at me weirdly. "Don't say anything!" I said as I shook.

"Tweek have some coffee!!" My dad handed me a cup. "Thanks dad!" and I walked away from the kitchen to calm down.

TIMESKIP
POV CRAIG
Tweeks dad was really fuckin friendly.. "Thank you mr tweek. I'll make sure to go to your shop sometime." I said. "Please do! You should try some coffee!" He said.

"Speaking of coffee, can I have some.?" I said with a smile. "Sure!"

His dad disappear into the kitchen to reappear with a bag of coffee grinds in his hand. "Here ya go! Make it sometime!" He said smiling.

"Thank you again" I said walking away. I learned this is Tweeks favorite coffee. I will make is for him. As I went home.

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