Chapter one of vegeta's day:My stupid morning

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Hey idiots! I'm vegeta, prince of all saiyans, which you might already know. What happened to me yesterday is when I woke up, I went to the bathroom to shave my mustache because my daughter Bulla told me that I look like a "total geek" with it. So then I put on my clothes and then my wife,Bulma, made me breakfast, though my son,Trunks, ate all the pancakes! I punched him in the stomach. That boy needs to learn some manners! So Bulma made me another batch of pancakes. When I finished eating, I went with Trunks to do some training together in the hills. But Trunks wanted to bring Kakorot. I said,"why the hell do you want to bring that idiot with us?" And then he said,"because, he's my friend." I thought In my mind,"well, then, friend my BUTT!" So then we went to Kakorot's house, but Trunks told Kakorot to come, I stayed over there, away from him. I'm trying to surpass Kakorot, not be friends with him, I don't have time for friends! So then when Trunks got Kakorot with us, we flew to far away hills to start our intense training!

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