A friend: Harper, I read today!!
Me: YAY! I KNEW YOU'D LIKE IT! What book?
Same friend: It was the back of a hot pocket package. I was trying to make dinner.
"AND THE OVEN WENT KABOOM!"
"Put the doggy in the potty, bork bork bork"
"And that's how I died dramatically"
"I'm a bat! Wheeeee"
"My goal in life is to flood my house with popcorn"
"What's 8+8=?"
"88"
"If 5 dogs were standing in a circle eating each other would they just vanish from existence?"
"WHAT IN THE NAME OF THE HOLY CHICKEN NUGGETS IS A QUADRANGLE?! AND HOW WILL IT HELP ME IN LIFE?"
YOU ARE READING
Randomness! Read at your own risk.
RandomStupid things I think of or stuff I see on pinterest. Warning: Some of my thoughts are the stupidest things. Read at your own risk. SUMMER DID THE COVERRRR!
