Backstories-"Agent" Meowscles

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Meowscles is a Russian house cat, pet of Midas.
He was picked up from the pet store on (REDACTED) after Midas started to have anxiety of all of his gangster work. His hobbies involve saying "Souka Blayat"(mind if I spelt that wrong) drinking vodka. Growing potatoes with his son Kit. Wondering why he's here and reminiscing on how he has Lynx for a wife.
He was put into the pet store because his previous owner, mr(REDACTED) claimed that his cat, quote"Started speaking Russian as a kitten and grabbed my AK I held on the wall and started firing it while saying Russian slurs at me and my family"

His favourite Emote is his personal one Swole Cat (I believe it is?)

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