Things Woman Are Tired of Hearing

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You look too fat
you look too thin
Don't dress like that
shows too much skin.

Your skirt is short!
You have no shame?!
Dressed like an escort!
Your parents are to blame?

Wouldn't it be nice
if you lose some weight?
Get married I advice
the career could wait.

Do you ever feel awkward
for being so flat?
Don't shout! It's absurd.
Girls don't speak like that.

A girl who cooks is highly admired
It's what you must be good at.
Dress like a girl, one who's desired
You're a girl, please like a girl you act

Your lipstick is pale
makes you look unwell
Your Lipstick is too bright
Want to steal the limelight?

If it's a woman's life
it's always going to be unjust!
And when you're someone's wife
you've to adapt and adjust!

Oh Girl! Stop PMSing
Is it your time of the month?!
it's just a period! stop fussing
All them feminists, tell you!
They are lesbian!

Your Bra-strap is visible
Learn to take a compliment!
Aren't you too dull for a girl?
Speak like a girl, soft and decent!

Dress with Dignity
"A woman's body is a divine creation"
Never lose your civility
Girl, leave something for imagination!

All you've to do is
get married to someone rich
Have some babies
Sit home, nourish, live a life with ease

Girl! Try Smiling a little
Be girly when you're walking.
Your self-respect won't belittle
to let your man do the talking

Drink you must not!
be a little responsible
For a girl, you swear a lot!
Don't wear so much make-up!
Be a little believable!

Atleast make an effort!
Won't you shave your body hair?
'Sexy' dominates 'Comfort'.
It's too revealing! Guys might stare.

Don't work too late
Don't walk alone at night
At home by eight
I want you before my sight.

Look at her, almost sixty
and dressed like that
She does has some audacity
at this age, she wants to be looked at!

I wonder if I grabbed your attention!
Tell me if I missed something
For if you're girl or a woman,
all this you may keep hearing.

As tired as we women are
we seem to acclimatize
there's always such a statement bizarre
that we woman confront throughout our lives.

K.C.Waghela
@_poemholic

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