Oikawa: this group chat is dead lmfao
Iwaizumi: you know we have life's right?
Kenma: we don't need to start a conversation
Oikawa: oh shut up gamer boy, you don't have a life.
Kuroo: what?😌🔪
Bokuto: what did you say😃
Akaashi: excuse me? Wanna repeat that?
Makki: Oop👀
Mattsun: tea☕️
Tendou: Mattsun that's coffee
Mattsun: oh.
Yaku: insult my child again and you will not make it to your next birthday- wait no you won't make it till tomorrow. I know where seijoh is and I won't hesitate to drive all the way over there just to kill you-
Oikawa: jeez sorry.🙄
Terushima: man he has a whole fandom protecting them.
Suga: fourth wall who?
Daichi: what?
Suga: don't worry about it honey:)
Tanaka: daisuga confirmed?:0
Noya: fuck yes-
Suga: language.
Noya: gomen.
Ushijima: Guys, I just bought a baby goat.
Tendou: you w h a t
Ushijima: I bought a baby goat.
Tendou: why?
Shirabu: ew
Ushijima: I didn't feel like going to get milk from the store.
Kageyama: milk?
Kageyama: suddenly I'm great friends with Ushijima.
Hinata: wait are you leaving me?
Kageyama: no! I'm just going to Ushijimas to get some milk.
Tendou: no- return it
Ushijima: why?
Tendou: I don't want it smelling like goat in our apartment!
Semi: wait you can't have pets in apartments.
Kageyama: hey I need your address ushijima.
Ushijima: okay. Here ——————-
Kageyama: okay on my way.
Tendou: NO
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Kageyama; open up Ushijima I'm here.
Ushijima: Just walk in. It's unlocked.
Tendou: I swear if I come back to it smelling like goat I'll kill you Ushiwaka.
Ushijima: hurry Kageyama.
Tendou: I'm almost there
Ushijima: No wait outside.
Tendou: you can't tell me what to do. It's my apartment too.
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Tendou: USHIWAKA WHERE TF ARE YOU??
Ushijima: I'm at a farm with Kageyama
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Krjrjejen so yea I just came up with this
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Haikyuu chatfic
FanfictionThis is just a chat between all the teams in haikyuu. And I might add some more people but not there team. I will be adding some season 4 characters too.
