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Kung Fu Panda 1: Part 3

[Night dissolves to dawn. Shifu sits under the peach tree with Oogway's staff, deep in thoughy. He has probably been siting there all night.]

Shifu sighs as he rubs his head.

VOICE
[Faintly in the distance.] Yah! Hai!

Everyone look up at this as the five thought "who's doing Kung Fu?"

[Shifu stirs, his ears prick as he hears kung fu noises in the distance. He goes to investigate, going to the place you would usually expect to see kung fu: the Training Hall. Shifu looks inside... it's empty. The noises continue from somewhere else... the bunkhouse. Inside the bunkhouse, as Shifu turns the corner, he sees Po's shadow as he performs some amazing kung fu.]

Tigress thought in shock as she gasp "he's doing a kung fu move?!"
Shifu suddenly took interest as he lean closely.

PO
Hai...yah! Wai-ya!

[Entering the kitchen, Shifu finds Po punching through a cupboard door with his bare fist, coming out with food and proceeding to stuff his face. Seeing Shifu, he stops mid-munch.] In silence they eye each other. Shifu surveys the room... broken lock, smashed doors, unhinged cabinets... the supposedly useless panda has completely trashed the kitchen. Po belches, bringing Shifu's attention back to him.]

Shifu look at the damages.

PO
[Annoyed and with his mouth full.] What? I eat when I'm upset, okay?

[Shifu gets a glimmer in his eye. He has an idea.]

SHIFU
Oh, no need to explain. I just thought you might be Monkey. He hides his almond cookies on the top shelf.

"Wait what?! You knew master Shifu?!" Said Monkey.
"oh ho ho! Of course I knew" said Shifu.
"Great, I gotta hide them to a new spot...." Mutters Monkey.

[Shifu calmly exits and hides just outside the doorway, waiting to see if his hunch is correct. We see Po look to the shelf, smile, and sneak out of sight. KLUMP! KLONK! THUNK! Shifu rushes back inside and is amazed find Po perched atop the high shelves, jamming cookies from a jar into his mouth, his legs in a split. Shifu's disbelief turns into a wise smile. Po spots him and stops eating.]

Everyone was in disbelief as Oogway chuckles.
"I can't believe it," said Tigress.
"He's doing an Amazing split!" Said Monkey.
"Wow" said Mantis.

PO
[Mouth full] Don't tell Monkey.

[Shifu steps forward.]

SHIFU
Look at you...

PO
Yeah, I know. I disgust you.

SHIFU
No no, I mean... how did you get up there?

PO
I don't know. I guess I— I don't know. I was getting a cookie...

[He looks at the cookie and then can't help but eat it.]

SHIFU
And yet you are ten feet off the ground... and have done a perfect split.

"Again, Wow" said Mantis.

PO
No, this... this is just an... [Po's eyes widen as he begins to slip.] accident.

[WHOOMP! Po slips and crashes to the kitchen floor. A cookie rolls over to Shifu. He picks it up.]

SHIFU
There are no accidents. Come with me.

[Po picks himself up from the pile of pans and stares as Shifu walks off.]