V! Jujutsu Kaisen x reader chatfic

JREWKLE YUJI SLANDER

Yuji Itadori has created a groupchat

everyone has joined

Yuji Itadori
Hey guys, I made this group so we could
maybe get along

Satoru Gojo
Oh good idea

Nobara Kugisaki
Oh good grief. 

Megumi Fushiguro
Why am i here?

Maki Zenin
Hello kouhai's!

Panda
Hey everyone!

Toge Inumaki
rice(hello)

Maki Zenin
can't you just type regular words
you aren't speaking verbally

Toge Inumaki
yes but i prefer ongiri ingredients
no one can convince me otherwise

Y/n L/n
Hello guys<3

Toge Inumaki
Hello Y/n, i hope you're having an
amazing day, i was wondering if we
could cuddle, i'm feeling a bit down...

Maki Zenin
w o w 

Panda
I swear you were gonna use
ongiri ingredients

Yuji Itadori
Hey! Y/n! We were supposed to cuddle :(

Y/n L/n
To-chan Hey! I like seeing you use lots of words! 
Yeah we can cuddle ofc
and sorry Yu-kun, 
unless you want to come with?

Toge Inumaki
suddenly i'm gonna use regular words

Panda
Maki, you see this bs?

Maki Zenin
yeah panda, i see it.  

Megumi Fushiguro
We were supposed to cuddle too ahem

Y/n L/n
We can all cuddle please don't be upset at me

Yuji Itadori
Aww but i don't want them there

Megumi Fushiguro
you're really bold

Y/n L/n
g a s p how dare you not want my
 adorable babies To-chan and Megumi :(
i don't even know you anymore

Yuji Itadori
WAIT NO-

Y/n L/n
the names are dry,
just like the chances of me talking to yuji

Satoru Gojo
HASJNDWNJF

Y/n L/n has changed the names

some guy who ate sukuna's fingers:
Y/N WHY IM SORRY

my6'3softie
no need to call me out like that

Y/n'scuddlypanda
yayyy im the cuddle panda

maki'sreallypretty
aww y/n thank you

mybbytoge
yay im her baby

rejectsasukebby
why am i a reject sasuke

hammerandneedles
let me change mine

hammerandneedles has changed their name

Y/n'sbitch
that's much better

someregulary/n
your not a b word Bara

mybbytoge
n o- you are one of a kind<3

mybbytoge has changed someregulary/n's name

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
AHHJBWRNJOF I LOVE CHU

mybbytoge
I LOVE YOU TOO

rejectsasuke
a h e m

my6'3softie
w h a t  a b o u t  m e

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
on a real note-

 maki'sreallypretty
Oo sis tea

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
yall can't compare with toge he's too adorable

some guy that ate sukuna's fingers
sukuna has something to say, these last few
messages are me but after this is sukuna

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
OMG YES MY BBY SUKUNA
I LOVE HIM

mybbytoge
🍙👄🍙

Y/n'scuddlypanda
🐼👄🐼

maki'sreallypretty
JDWNJFEKMFEHABHAH

some guy who ate sukuna's fingers
hello y/n, no one else is worthy of my presense-

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
then leave.

maki'sreallypretty
I CHOKED ON MY WATER SHE USED THE PERIOD

some guy who ate sukuna's fingers
i'm sorry w h a t 

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
if you're gonna be like that
then switchback with yuji,
because i don't like you

my6'3softie
JNFWJGEWGFFN SHE PULLED THE I DONT
LIKE YOU

some guy who ate sukuna's fingers
just a minute ago you said you loved me

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
and?
just a second ago i said i didn't like you.
what's your point?.

Y/n'sbitch
im feeling murderous aura from y/n's room..

maki'sreallypretty
ISNT HER ROOM LIKE A FLOOR BELOW YOU

LMAOOOO TO BE CONTINUED. HOW DID YOU LIKE IT