JWQNTWFK SATORU SLANDER

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yall this chappy got tw's i guess 

cussing

mentions of killing, torture, death? threats? and just beware of some satoru slander 


some guy who ate sukuna's fingers
um-

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
shut up. 

my6'3softie
did you get in trouble-

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
especially you gojo.

maki'sreallypretty
dang-

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
no one speaks unless i ask you
to speak, am i clear?

Y/n'scuddlypanda
Yes ma'am

rejectsasuke
yes ma'am

some guy who ate sukuna's fingers
yes ma'am

maki'sreallypretty
Yes ma'am i understand

Y/n'sbitch
Yes ma'am

mybbytoge
woahh what got your panties in a twist?

goddessofcuddlesandcookies

goddessofcuddlesandcookies

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mybbytoge
i- y/n, you've never ever told me to
commit lego step, just who are
you and what have you done to
the real y/n l/n

goddessofcuddlesandcookies

goddessofcuddlesandcookies

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mybbytoge
i- 

mybbytoge has left: reason: Y/n. 

my6'3softie's name has been changed

stupidassfuckinggiant
woah what did i do?

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
bitch i know you fucking stole my shit
give it back before i fucking stomp your
brains out, and then gouge your beautiful
amazing pretty eyes with a spoon and take
them like the phantom troupe did to Kurapika's
clan. I'm not fucking playing with you Satoru Gojo
I'm expecting my stuff back by 11:59 P.M and if my
motherfucking shit isn't back by then
i will come for everyone, and individually
torture you finger nail by finger nail
to toes, to fingers, to body parts until
you're all nothing but mush in my torture room. 

goddessofcuddlesandcookies has went offline

maki'sreallypretty
gojo-sensei, what did you do?
im honestly so scared i'll help you find
whatever you took..

stupidassfuckinggiant
i'm sure she wont-

goddessofcuddlesandcookies has came online

goddessofcuddlesandcookies
and if you think i wont do it
you have another thing coming.
i will hurt you all if he doesn't give
me my stuff back. 

goddessofcuddlesandcookies has went offline

Y/n'scuddlypanda
i'll help you too, she's serious,
i went past her room and seen her
sharpening various of sharp objects

some guy who ate sukuna's fingers
yall please i'm scared for my life-

stupidassfuckinggiant
i took her nintendo switch and her chocolate and
dazai osumu body pillow-

maki'sreallypretty
GOJO-SENSEI WTH WHY WOULD
YOU DO THAT GIVE IT BACK BEFORE
WE ALL DIE TONIGHT

Y/n'scuddlypanda
IF WE LEARNED ONE THING IS
TO NEVER. EVER. IN OUR LIVES. TOUCH
Y/N'S BODY PILLOW AND CHOCOLATE, NOT
TO MENTION HER NINTENDO SWITCH DWKNJF

maki'sreallypretty
EWKMR YOU BASICALLY ASKED FOR DEATH

Y/n'sbitch
WDYM "ASKED FOR DEATH"

Y/n'scuddlypanda
HER THREATS ARE NOT EMPTY
WE LEARNED THAT THE HARD WAY
PLEASE JUST GIVE IT BACK GOJO-SENSEI

stupidassfuckinggiant
COME HELP ME FIND IT
I THINK I LOST ALL OF THEM

maki'sreallypretty
OMG GOJO-SENSEI WHY
BEFORE WE ALL DIE I GOT THIS TO SAY
YALL WE WAS ALL SIMPING FOR Y/N 
AND NO ONE CAN TELL ME OTHERWISE

Y/n'sbitch
THATS NOT THE POINT RIGHT NOW
ZENIN-SENPAI

maki'sreallypretty
WELL WE'RE ALL GONNA
DIE SO I JUST THOUGHT I'D GET THAT
OFF MY CHEST LOLOLOLOLOL

Y/n'scuddlypanda
WHAT ARE YOU LAUGHING FOR

maki'sreallypretty
I MIGHT AS WELL GET MY LAUGHS 
OUT WHILE I STILL CAN

stupidassfuckinggiant
GUYS COME ON I HAVE EVERYTHING
YOU GUYS JUST COME WITH ME


-time skip brought to you by levi's "KENNNYYY"-

"Ok so let me get this straight, you took her most prized possessions and want me and this brat to come with you to give it back?" Sukuna asked, almost laughing.

"Yes Sukuna, we're all about to die"

"hmm, how about n-" he didn't get to finish before a hand got slapped on his mouth. "s-sorry about that, we'll come with"

"Okay great!" Satoru said sweatdropping, along with his other students.

 Now to say everyone was scared was an understatement. Everyone was feeling terrified- no dread, panic, terror. As they got to the floor of the room, they started realizing how serious Y/n was indeed. The bloodlust got stronger as they inched closer to your room. They soon reached your door, and to say they couldn't breath was accurate. "Who's knocking?" asked Yuji. 

"well, i feel like gojo-sensei should because he's the reason" Everyone agreed 'do i even get a say in this'  

"well here goes" He smiled awkwardly before knocking, once, twice and finally a third time. 

Y/n opened the door slowly, and smiled creepily. "come, have a seat" she said, more like demanded. Everyone scurried in, knowing better than to disobey the girl. All of a sudden, she swung a knife at Satoru, she kept swinging, apparently trying to get one scratch. She wasn't really trying that hard because she missed her Nintendo Switch. Everyone panicked, not knowing what to do. Yuji suddenly got an idea, 'sukuna, I need you to switch with me, it's not going well'

'well brat, what's in it for me? i doubt there's anything-'

'you can cuddle with Y/n for 20 minutes'

'yeah yeah, let's switch already'

Sukuna and Yuji switched just as Y/n was about to stab Satoru. "Hey brat come give me a hug" said Sukuna as he opened his arms. 'is he crazy, that won't work' everyone thought at the same time. Y/n dropped the knife and ran to jump in Sukuna's arms. "OMG SUKUNA I LOVE YOU MWAH MWAH MWAH, YOU KNOW WHAT THEY DID TO ME", Y/n rambled while crying crocodile tears. Sukuna just sweatdropped, while blushing a bit. 

'is he blushing' everyone thought. 

"oh well, i'm glad this is over" said Satoru.

"WHO'S FAULT IS THAT"


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