Harry Potter: That went really well!Umbridge doesn't even suspect us!
Peeves: Definitely!
Umbridge: All right, let me guess, you were the ones who pranked me!!
Peeves: How'd you guess??
Umbridge: I heard you talking about it! When Voldemort finds out he will make you very sorry!!
Harry Potter: Is he your new boyfriend? What happened to Fudge?
Umbridge: Cornelius Fudge betrayed me! My new boyfriend will not betray me and is extremely powerful!!
Harry Potter: Uh huh. How do you know that Voldemort won't betray you?
Umbridge: He has been very faithful to me unlike Cornelius Fudge!!
Harry Potter: Oh, right, I forgot.
Umbridge: Was that sarcasm?!
Harry Potter: Duh.
Umbridge: You are in detention for being sarcastic!!!
Harry Potter: I don't think so. Expeliarmus!
Umbridge's wand flies away from her
Umbridge: How dare you take away my wand! Voldemort, please come here!!
