mjin snapchat au
myungjun adds random people on his 'quick add' all the time, but one random guy he added seems to grab his attention. so, he messages him.
tw// contains profanity/mature language and subjects that may make some readers uncomfortable...
really? we're best friends? wow thanks i have never had a best friend
ME thats fucking sad but there's a few things that you dont know of
cuteboy
what the hell do i not know of?? other than almost everything about you bcs we literally have known each other for only a week you whore
ME wow call me a whore again thats hot
cuteboy
ok whore 🚶 but what are you hiding from me exactly that you had to start this conversation
ME why i borrow your lipstick so often
cuteboy
i dont use lipstick and we have literally never actually met except for when you found me shirtless on the basketball court
ME im using your shirt as a pillowcase
cuteboy
wait how tf did you get a shirt of mine 😕 are you fucking stalking me?? what the fuck are you s e r i o u s GIVE ME BACK MY FUCKING SHIRT YOU STALKER$??$&:&!&:&!:
ME i wanna ruin our friendship
cuteboy
UHH YOU LITERALLY JUST RUINED OUR ENTIRE FRIENDSHIP JUST BY SAYING THAT SHIT??? WE NEVER WERE FRIENDS IN THE FIRST PLACE BUT YOU RUINED EVERY CHANCE OF BEING MY FRIEND EVER GIVE ME MY FUCKING SHIRT BACK AND MY LIPSTICK THAT I DON'T HAVE AND NEVER HAD
ME we should be lovers instead
cuteboy
you really want me to be your lover after stealing my shirt and using it as a pillow case and my non existent lipstick after we have literally never actually met??? WhaT IS WRONG WITH YOU???
ME i dont know how to say this because you're really my dearest friend
cuteboy are you even listening to me if you dont tell me this is a joke rn we are not friends and we are not lovers either
ME you're a dumbass but thank god bcs your reaction would have been so plain if you weren't a dumbass
cuteboy are you going to give me an explanation??
ME you dumbfuck it was a song

cuteboy you got me fucking scared for no reason i was walking through my house with a knife in my hand ready to stab you the fuck up i almost stabbed my mom
ME WHAT THE FUCK??!?#:&!&
cuteboy if i killed her i would have blamed the murder on you
ME 🏃💨
cuteboy anyways so what im getting at is that you really dont want to be lovers instead 😿😿
ME you were calling me a stalker and getting mad at me like 4 seconds ago
cuteboy so you really don't want me to call you a whore ever again 😔👉👈
ME fine you can keep calling me a whore
cuteboy okay thank you :)
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ME OMG YOU HAVE A DOG WHATS ITS NAME
cuteboy his name is carl
ME hes cute
cuteboy um wtf what about me you whore
ME you're cute too but you send your dog so i will pay more attention to your dog??
cuteboy 😐
ME send more dog pics please??? PLEASEEEEEEEE why are you leaving me on opened :((((
