Blocked- hey there. I'm hungry. We should go on a walk. I like your toys. Can I eat them?
Dramatic 7th Grader- who teh heck r u?
Blocked- I'm your dog
Dramatic...- Im srry?
Blocked- you didn't do anything wrong!
Dramatic...- no i just dont understand whut ur saying rite now
Blocked- i can barely understand you!
Dramatic...- whuts that supposd 2 mean?
Blocked- I'm your dog and I can type better than that!
Dramatic...- kay, someone i tink hacked my fone er sumthing
Blocked- I'M FRICKIN' HUNGRY! LET'S GO FOR A WALK!
Dramatic...- the hell...?
Blocked- Control your language!
Dramatic...- i didnt swear!
Blocked- yes you did!
Dramatic...- "hell" is not a swaer word!
Blocked- *swear
Dramatic...- DAMN YOU!
Blocked- i'm a dog. dogs can't be damned.
Dramatic...- now im just confussed
Blocked- are you kidding me? You're in seventh grade, and you don't know how to spell 'confused'?
Dramatic...- im not tht grate at spelling, if ur my dog u should kno tht
Blocked- okay, is this a new way of communicating between humans? Becase if it is, I am not amused
Dramatic...- ... its called txting. and SRIOUSLY Y IS EVRYONE ON MY CASE ABT THIS? ITS GETTING OLD!!!!!!!!!
Blocked- what do you mean?
Dramatic...- nvermind...
Blocked- you know what? I'm done. I'm not your dog, I'm just a person who randomly texted this number so I could freak them out. You know, like those 'dog texts' that are all over the internet now? Well I'm sick of pretending to be your dog! You, my not-so friend, are a complete dolt.
Dramatic...- wht does dolt meen?
Blocked- that's it. I'm out. PEACE SUCKAAAA!
A/N: as you can probably tell, I'm out of ideas. Should I make it into a plot? Should she text someone more than once? Should she start texting fictional characters (that would be so much fun to write btw)? Comments help! Ideas! Peace out!
TheWorldFellApart
PS: enjoy the video
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