in theory, the average number of dates it takes to fall in love is twelve. twelve dinners, twelve walks on the beach, twelve kisses goodnight (if you're the type to kiss on the first date).
twelve chances for you to fall in love.
but take dating out...
ᴀ/ɴ — ɪ'ᴍ ʙᴀᴄᴋ ! ᴡɪᴛʜ ᴀ ɴᴇᴡ ʜᴏᴛᴄʜ ꜰɪᴄ ʜᴀʜᴀ ᴛᴇʟʟ ᴍᴇ ɪꜰ ʏᴏᴜ'ʀᴇ ɢᴇᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴛɪʀᴇᴅ ᴏꜰ ᴛʜɪꜱ. ʙᴜᴛ ᴀɴʏᴡᴀʏ, ɪ ʀᴇᴀʟʟʏ ʜᴏᴘᴇ ʏᴏᴜ ᴇɴᴊᴏʏ ɪᴛ ʙᴇᴄᴀᴜꜱᴇ ɪ'ᴍ ꜱᴏ ꜱᴜᴘᴇʀ ʜʏᴘᴇᴅ ᴛᴏ ᴡʀɪᴛᴇ ɪᴛ! ᴀʟʟ ᴍʏ ʟᴏᴠᴇ, ᴊ <3 p.s — there's a little trailer on my tik tok if you want to check it out :)
ᴡᴀʀɴɪɴɢꜱ! — there will be mentions of torture, violence, rape and anything that is usually present in an episode of criminal minds.
ᴅɪꜱᴄʟᴀɪᴍᴇʀꜱ! — bahaha there will be smut in this book. i want to make it spicy. also, aaron has been way too fluffy in my other books so buckle up for a new, toxic version of him. but actually, i have no idea how to write smut, pray (??) for me. — this book contains some mature language, read with caution, but it's nothing too bad. — this book includes Aaron and my oc participating in an affair together behind Haley's back, if you do not like the sound of that, simply scroll to the top of your screen and click the back arrow, don't tell me you don't like affairs halfway through the book :) — this book does not follow the timeline of the criminal minds show at all. i make up my own cases most of the time as well and characters may be introduced at a different time as to when they were in the series.
╔═══════════════╗ ⋆⑅˚₊ ᴘʀᴇꜱᴇᴛ ʀᴇᴄꜱ! — black — page instead of scroll — times new roman — second smallest size ╚═══════════════╝
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________________________________________ alexandra daddario as AMALIA 'MIA' ROSSI
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❝ Up to sixty percent of an adult body is made up of water. which means that sixty percent of me is water, and one hundred percent of me is sick of your shit. ❞ ———————————————————
——————————————————— giulio berruti as LUCA BARONE
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❝ As they say in Italia, il mattino ha l'oro in bocca, so wake the fuck up Vera. ❞ ———————————————————
——————————————————— thomas gibson as AARON HOTCHNER
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❝ Dave, your alcohol cabinet is locked and I'm trying to figure out why you would ever do that to yourself, or me for that matter. ❞ ———————————————————
——————————————————— joe mantegna as DAVID ROSSI
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❝ You're lucky I locked it otherwise it would have been gone by now. My genius yet mildly alcoholic daughter has decided to grace us with her presence. ❞ ———————————————————
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aj cook ✩ jennifer jareau | paget brewster ✩ emily prentiss | kirsten vangsness ✩ penelope garcia | matthew gray gubler ✩ spencer reid | shemar moore ✩ derek morgan
