Welcome the Fuck Back Home

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"Is this a bad time?" A voice came from the door and everyone's eyes shot there

"Who are you and why are you in this house?" Dream asked 

"Techno?" Wil and Tommy said and Y/n jumped over the whole damn couch

"Dave!" Y/n yelled and hugged him

"Hey, Y/n. Now, who was Fundy yelling at, and why?" Techno asked 

"No one and no reason," Y/n said trying not to get people murdered today

"And your pregnant again?" He asked, "If it's Tommy's again, I will personally skin him" Dave chuckled lightly 

"What the fuck?!" Tommy yelled 

"No. It's not Tommy," she shook her head

"Ok. Then I am hoping that it is the black-haired boy because he looks really nice. And he was standing at your side," Dave said

"I don't quite know yet," Y/n mumbled

"And that means?" Techno looked at Wilbur

"These three are her boyfriends," Wil said

"Congrats. Got three good looking men," Techno pat Y/n's head as she was still hugging him

"Yes. But, one night they were irresponsible, and one thing led to another and here we are. The two over there, Dream(Clay) and George. Are skeptical about having a child in high school and is weird to them to not know who's it is because they have too much ego into their way," Wilbur explained 

"And the black-haired one?" Techno asked

"That is Nick, or Sapnap as they call him. He was all for it from the get-go," Wilbur smiled

"Ok, I like you," Techno pointed at Sapnap, "And you two, sleep with one eye open," he warned 

"Dave, no," Y/n shook her head and let go, "Wil, go get 2 tests from the drug store. I'll take on now and one in a week," she said as she walked to her room, Sapnap following 

"Hey, Y/n? You know I'll love you no matter what? Right?" Sapnap smiled

"I feel like the turns have tabled," Y/n sat down

"Yes. But, are you sure you wanna do this? I'm not saying I don't want it, because I do. But, we are still in school," Sapnap pointed out, "And I have a feeling it's mine because I have 0 pull out game," he chuckled at the last part

"Yes, I am sure I wanna do this. I love all of you and wanna make at least one of you happy with the things I do. And I'm glad that you are happy and hopeful about the child," Y/n smiled and kissed Nick

"I am too. Also, do you reckon I can stay here with you? I don't wanna leave you alone," Nick smiled

"I'm never alone. I have Tommy and Tubbo. But I would gladly let you stay!" Y/n smiled and there was another knock at the door, "Who is it?" Y/n called

"It is I, Wilbur Soot, here with the pregnancy tests," Wilbur laughed from the other side of the door and Nick got up to grab them

"Thanks, man," Nick smiled and closed the door again, placing one test on the dresser and giving one to Y/n 

"Are you sure you want me to take this? Because if I know for sure that I am pregnant then I won't take any after pills," Y/n warned 

"Yes! I wanna know!" Nick pushed her into her side washroom, she did what she had to and came out to see an excited Nick, "So?" He smiled

"You have to wait 5 minutes for the results," Y/n chuckled and sat in bed with him, "So, aren't you and the boys supposed to be streaming on the SMP today?" Y/n asked

"Ya, and we have kinda put some of the real-life problems that we have here into the skit. Like, Fundy is Wilbur's son, and Sally the Salmon is his Mum. Tubbo and Tommy are obviously best friends and the first thing they did was get mellohi and cat," Nick chuckled, "It's really fun. Maybe I'll let you use my pc and you can look around and stream with me," Nick offered

"Hell ya!" Y/n smiled and looked at her phone, "You wanna check the stick I pissed on, or do you want me to?" She smiled 

"I'll let you handle that," Nick chuckled and pushed her up and she went

"Ok," she went into the washroom to check the stick and came out with a smile and the stick in hand

"So?" Nick smiled

"We're having a baby!" Y/n smiled and showed him

"Fuck yes! I'm gonna be a Dad!" Nick screamed and ran over to her to kiss her happily as everything could be heard from the other room

"You know, you could be celebrating if you weren't such dick weeds," Fundy growled 

"Wilbur!" Y/n came out smiling with the test in her hand, "You're gonna be an uncle! So are Toby and Tommy! And Clay, George, I don't care. You two are gonna be Dads!" Y/n jumped around, "Dave! You're gonna be a biological uncle! And Phil is gonna be a Grandpa!" Y/n jumped around

"You sure are excited," Wilbur smiled 

"Hell ya, I am! I have a child I can keep without being scared it'll be taken away!" Y/n smiled

"And you still want Clay and George. 'Cause, I can still kick them out," Fundy said

"No! I want them!" Y/n pouted 

"You are lucky we want you to be happy. Or they would be dead," Dave warned 

"Wait! We still have to tell Phil!" Y/n smiled pulling out her phone and calling Phil

"Hello?" Phil answered

"Phil! You're gonna be a fucking Grandpa! I don't care what you say! You are litterly Dad!" Y/n yelled into the phone

"Wait... go back. Is George pregnant or something?" He asked and Dream started wheezing 

"No! Dumb dumb! I'm fucking pregnant! And your gonna be a Grandpa!" Y/n smiled 

"Well, I'm glad you're happy about this. It is a really big commitment when you get into it," he warned

"Yes, Dad. I will be ok. Also! I want you to meet my brother!" Y/n smiled and handed the phone to Techno

"Hello?" Dave said

"Hi! I'm Phil, online name is Philza. I am apparently the father of your sister and the others," Phil chuckled

"Ya. They are weird, but you get used to them after a year or so. Even if they do change a shit ton," Techno chuckled 

"Says you! You used to be really smiley and now you're Mr. Monitone," Y/n made fun of him

"Rude," Techno chuckled and gave the phone back to Y/n while Phil and her talked, then hung up, she sat on the couch and Nick came over to cuddle and he played on her phone 

"Hey, Y/n, you got a text from someone named 'Baguette Boi'"

(Early update! Yay! Love you all so much and I hope you'll are having a good day/everning/night! Stay safe and have fun!)

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