I Have Three Boyfriends, You Jelly? (Picked Up) (DreamTeam x Reader)

School

"Tommy! Get the hell out here! We have to be at school in like..." Y/n looked at her phone, "5 fucking minutes! Tubbo! Get in the side thing with your helmet on! Tommy! If you aren't out in 1 minute, I'm leaving!" Y/n yelled as she pulled on a sweater and walked out with her helmet and keys as Tommy ran out pulling his pants on and sat down, putting his helmet on as well

"Sorry!" Tommy yelled over the engine, "Wait! I never got breakfast!" He whined as they pulled up to the school to see everyone else waiting for them and a few other people just watching the three pull up

"I don't give a shit!" Y/n yelled and parked next to Clay's car as she got off and took her helmet off

"You should give a shit!" Tommy continued yelling even with the engine off as he followed suit of Y/n, getting off and taking his helmet off

"Both of you, please," Tubbo sighed and got out, putting his helmet back in the sidecar and covering it up, as well as taking Y/n and Tommy's helmets and putting them in the trunk area 

"No! Neither of you guys woke me up! And I barely had pants on you ass holes!" Tommy yelled

"Tommy! Shut the fuck up! I don't care! You had like 30 alarms set! All of them waking me up and you just laid there like a fucking brick!" Tubbo joined into the fight

"Then push me off! That's how Wilbur woke me up!" Tommy continued as they walked to the others 

"The sad part is, that's true. And sometimes after that, he still doesn't wake up. So, you just have to whisper that someone has his discs or that someone broke in," Wilbur nodded

"Tommy, that's just sad," Y/n shook her head 

"Oh shut up you short piece of shit!" Tommy yelled then started to run

"You ass hole! I am not short! You are just like Dream! Just a fuckin skyscraper!" Y/n yelled and chased after him until she caught him and jumped on him

"Beat him up! Beat him up! Beat him up!" Fundy chanted while Y/n got up

"No, we have to get to class," she chuckled and started dragging Tubbo and Fundy with Tommy trailing while Wilbur and Niki followed Sapnap, Jack followed Dream and Sapnap, "So, these are the people we have all our classes with, we will just meet up at lunch outside, right?" Y/n asked Dream

"Yes, see you there!" He yelled and they started their classes

"Ok, we have a lot of new students this year and a good amount that have stayed back. If you would all like to go around and introduce yourselves and give 1- no, 3 interesting facts about yourself and they went around the room, they weren't really paying attention until their names were called

"Toby," the teacher called

"Wha? Oh, hi! I'm Toby! But I go by Tubbo. 1: I got stuck in a box when I had too much to drink, earning me the name of Tubbox from some friends-" Tubbo got cut off by Y/n, Fundy, and Tommy

"Tubbo in a box! Whatever will he do?" They said in unison

 "You guys are dumb asses," Tubbo shook his head, "2: I get to ride in the sidecar of a motorcycle. And, 3: I don't know..." he looked at Y/n

"Druuugs!" Tommy laughed

"Oh, ya! I was one of the right-hand men, this idiot being the other, of 2 people that were the leader of a gang!" Tubbo said with a smile and the classroom went quiet 

"Toby!" Y/n flicked his forehead and Tommy glared at Y/n

"Don't hurt the Tubbo!" Tommy pat his head

"I'll hurt more than just the Tubbo if any others say something about the gang," Y/n whispered 

"Umm, ok? Tomathy?" The teacher asked

"Ah!" Tommy stood up, "Hi! I'm Tomathy, but I go by Tommy because it sounds cooler, and I am the coolest," Tommy smirked and nodded his head while the other three stifled a laugh, "Shut up!" He kicked Fundy, "Number 1! I am friends with GeorgeNotFound! Number 2! I will beat anyone up that fucks with my friends! And number fucking 3! Don't listen to anything Tubbo says, he a clingy loser that got stuck in a box!" Tommy announced and sat down

"Tommy, you are a complete and udder idiot," Y/n shook her head

"Floris!" The teacher called and Fundy stood up this time

"Hello, please call me Fundy. I grew up with these weirdos plus others, also, don't listen to a man called Wilbur Soot, I am not his son, he is mentally ill. I stream on Twitch, is that interesting?" He asked himself then thought, "Third that isn't about the gang," he mumbled

"He's a fuckin furry!" Tommy blurted out

"Tommy! I swear to fuck! If you bring up that pyjama part one more fucking time! I will stab you!" Fundy threatened 

"Do it bitch! You can't fuckin kill me! I have The Blade!" Tommy pulled out his phone to show he had called Dave

"Tommy? Why did you call me? You should be in school?" Dave asked

"Techno! 1: Y/n isn't letting us speak about home! 2: Fundy threatened to stab me because I told the truth!" Tommy yelled and Dave groaned

"What did you say about him? Also, your screams are earrape," he sighed

"I said he was a furry! You were there! You dressed as a pig you fucking pig man!" Tommy continued to yell

"Well. Fundy, your father does claim to have fucked a salmon to have made you. So, I don't know about the fox part, but we do know about the fish part," Techno said

"WILBUR IS NOT MY DAD AND HE DID NOT FUCK A SALMON! I HATE THIS BIT YOU HAVE ALL CREATED!" Fundy screamed loud enough for probably the whole school to hear and footsteps could be heard running towards the door with smaller footsteps behind seeming to try and stop the bigger ones as the door bursts open to see Wilbur and Niki trying to pull him away

"Son! How could you?!" Wilbur cried out(I'm laughing writing this, I can't)

"I'm not your god damn son Wilbur!" Fundy groaned

"Fundy, you are correct. I should have told you this from the beginning... you aren't my son," Wilbur looked down

"Fuckin' finally," Fundy sighed and sat in his chair

"You are my daughter," Wilbur said 

"Wil, I thought you weren't going to tell him," Niki said 

"What the fuck?!" Fundy yelled

"Wilbur. Please come back to class," Niki tried to pull him away

"Fine. But we will have to tell her more," Wilbur said and followed Niki out

"I hate this family," Fundy said and laid his hand down 

"So, you admit to being apart of the family?" Y/n smirked

"No! Fuck off!" Fundy yelled

"Well, if I can go. I would like to go and bread more pigs on the server," Techno said, "Bye sis," he said

"Bye, Techno," Y/n said and took Tommy's phone and hung, "Never do that again," Y/n said to Tommy

"Ok, I feel kind of scared to asked, but Y/n," the teacher said hesitantly 

"I promise I'm safe. I came here last year. I'm Y/n, as the teacher said. I am here again because I missed the ending exams because of these idiots and a few others," Y/n chuckled, "They are now living here with us to get them out of a toxic situation that Tubbo let slip. And the last one..." Y/n thought, "I own a motorcycle, I guess?" Y/n shrugged and sat down

"Oh! Remember to use your Twitch Pr-" Fundy was cut off by Y/n hitting him on the back

"Sorry about him, again,"

(Ok, but I was laughing through almost all the end of the chapter. I even proofread it out loud to my sister and she laughed with me. And yes, in this book they will be basing their real-life situations on the Minecraft skit. Also! 10k! I'm almost crying! How are you guys so awesome! Love you all so much! Stay safe and have fun my beautiful little potatoes!)