Alex rider one shots

THATS A BULLET WOUND!!!!!!!!!!!!

"you are going back to Brecon beacons I've asked the sergeant to put you with that unit you are quite fond of you will stay there for a minimum of 10 weeks in between missions good luck." Alex didn't even bother to fight he had seen ben on the way up and a bag by the door which by the look of it had gadgets and his clothes in though he did slam the door behind  him he knew this would annoy blunt 

he found ben listening outside blunts office 
"Really ben you are the worst spy i have ever seen."

"hey im not a spy anymore."

"What?"

"i prefer being a soldier so i transferred back to SAS and re joined k unit."

"So i guess thats where we are going now."

1 hour later the duo stepped into k units barracks and were greeted with an unusual sight 
eagle and wolf were wrestling on the ground snake was trying to make sure wolf didn't kill eagle but he was still annoyed at the hyperactive team member and a forth man that alex recognised but couldnt place while fox knew as X-ray was stood in the corner giggling

"Stop messing with my things!"

"I didn't know this would happen!" eagle screeched ignoring snake fox and x-ray rolling their eyes 

"What did you think would happen when you put glitter in my shampoo?" wolf shouts angrily 

neither Alex nor ben can stifle a snigger at the last sentence 

"CUB!!"

"CUBBIEKINS!!!"

Eagle runs for a crushing hug he lets him then throws him off 

"You know i have to do a medical."

"Really?"

"Yes really." 

he follows snake to the bathroom then a few minutes later they hear snake shout

"WHAT DO YOU MEAN THATS A BULLET WOUND!?!?"

wolf's eyebrows seem to be trying to merge with his hair fox looks slightly shocked x ray is unsure and eagle looks surprisingly serious 

they went over and listened through the wall 

"THATS WHERE YOUR HEART IS!"

"Actually its 2 cm away from my heart."

they go in Fox cant help notice cubs body is littered with scars but his eyes are drawn to the sniper wound  

"how can someone do this to a kid?" he ignores k units looks asking how old cub is

"Fox I'm not a kid I'm an agent i haven't been a kid since i was sent on my first mission i lost my innocence as soon as i began it as soon as i stepped in here for the first time."