I'm not Logan

Minecraft

Nate's PoV-

I've been talking to dad for a few months now and I play minecraft with Clint, Pietro and Scott a lot.

CPS found out about Dopey Darren and I live in a new foster home now, this time it's a man and a woman but they're both just as abusive as each other.

They hit me more the Crazy Carl did and that's saying something, he used to beat me black and blue.

I've dubbed my new foster parents, Asshole Adam and Bitchy Britney, I like alliteration.

Though I also found out that Dad is BUCKY FRICKING BARNES!!!! I freaked out for like an hour, totally fanboying over him, he found the situation quite amusing.

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"Welcome to this Christian Minecraft Server! Since Katniss destroyed our last one!" I yell into the mic.

"LETS BUILD A GIANT CHICKEN!" Katniss exclaims.

"Noooooo! A GIANT ANT!" BugBoy shouts back in protest.

"Ooooor we can do both!" KnockOffFlash reasons.

"Or we can all make something and whoever has the best thing wins!" I exclaim with a wide grin.

"But who's gonna be the judge?" BugBoy asks.

"Wait a sec I know just who can be the judge" I say with a smirk and invite DatDad01 (Dad).

"Did you invite your dad?" Katniss asks in slight amusement.

"Yup, basically" I shrug.

"Hey Clint" Dad says and they gasp.

"Bucky?!" They all exclaim in shock.

The chat room then erupts into overlapping chatter. I head one line which was Katniss saying "YOU'RE A DAD?!"

"Son of a bucket shut your mouth you're giving me a headache!" I yell into the mic.

"Okay okay, we're quiet now" KnockOffFlash says after a few minutes of them yelling.

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Nate:
We're pranking your teammates!!!

Dad:
I was thinking the exact same thing 😏

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"Oh right I wasn't supposed to say he's my dad" I say feigning a sheepish chuckle.

"Oh my fucking god, how?!" Katniss exclaims and I gasp.

"Dad! He said a bad word!" I exclaim loudly into the mic.

"Yeah Clint could you watch the language in front of my kid jeez" Dad says and I smirk.

"I wanna build something!" I whine, "hey dad you gotta be the judge of our thingy-mabobbers" I say with slight excitement.

"Okay, I'm gonna leave but I'll be back in an hour to see your creations"he announces and I grin.

"I'm soooo gonna win suckers!" I yell, dad snickers and then leaves.

I get building my creation, it's way different from everyone else's, I'm doing a portrait of my sister, as her face is forever encrypted into my memory.

I don't know how I get the colours right or the proportions or even the uncanny accuracy. I'm just working from memory but its all I need.