In a land close to New Jersey an Asian man named Derp the high school janitor was washing the toilet bowls. "My! what type of pimple heads poo in here and wiss!" Derp complains. He hears a suspicious deep man voice "hello I know your there." "GET OUT OF THE TOILET I AM CLEANING" Derp replies. "I'm not in the toilet... I AM THE TOILET!!!" The manly voice says "the names 2... Number 2 it rhymes with poo." "This isn't fudging poetry toilet or you stupid pimple heads!" Derp says angrily "Just pull my flush." Number 2 says "fine but if I get squirted by urine then I will sue the school!" Derp sighs "just trust me" says Number 2. Derp flushes the toilet....
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The adventures of super Derp
RandomDerp is an ordinary janitor at an ordinary high school when he finds a secret entrance in the school he soon discovers that he is no ordinary Derp.
