the worst game on the Sega Saturn

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Jung Rhythm was a rhythm game that was released for the Sega Saturn in either 97 or 98, I don't care. This PaRappa the Rapper wannabe has you taking the role of a girl name vanilla.

The bitch can't sing bruh-

Art style wise, it's a bit better than PaRappa's, but...not by much? I mean yeah PaRappa only has one facial expression while rapping but at least he , y'know, moves. 

The ad lib thing is cool, though. It's kinda like cool mode.

Also, I don't know how to explain it, but this game's rhythm is just... off. Like there's still a few seconds after one character finishes a verse, but it still looks like it's going to fast. It has a marker, something Pappy didn't do until the sequel or Jammer Lammy, I dunno. That marker isn't going to help you much tho. I don't know if it's  the main character being off key that throws you off or something else.

Like I said it's hard to explain, so here's a side by side comparison. This is actually the best gameplay footage of jung Rhythm I could find. Of course, I could emulate it, I could translate it with those duolingo lessons I've tortured myself with. But I don't want to, so there.

For me, PaRappa wins. It's not graphically impressive, it's no Mario 64, but the story is so crazy and ridiculous that it's charming. All of it is charming, characters, songs, design. The sequel improved a lot of things. I don't know if jung Rhythm has a sequel tho, but I'd imagine not.

I have nothing else to say, um... please don't cancel me.

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