Great Britain: What did Parliament say?
The East India Company: Don't start a land empire in India.
Great Britain: And what did the king say?
The East India Company: Don't start a land empire in India.
Great Britain: And what did you do?
The East India Company: ...We started a land empire in India.
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"Divorce my husband? What do I look like, a Protestant? I'll do what any Catholic queen would do: I'll have him killed."
- Mary I of Scotland, probably.
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Britain: They started The Suez Crisis!
Egypt: No, they started it!
The UN: I don't care who started it! I'm gonna finish it!
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"Sure marriage is great and all, but have you ever tried ruling England?"
- Queen Elizabeth I, probably.
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Irish Snakes: Exist.
Saint Patrick: I'm about end these boys' whole careers.
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