"I did NOT play the fiddle as Rome burned! I played the lyre! There's a difference!"
- Emperor Nero, probably.
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Ancient Romans: Cleopatra seduced Julius Caesar and Marc Antony, which makes her EVIL!
Modern People: Cleopatra seduced Julius Caesar and Marc Antony, which makes her AWESOME!
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The Byzantine Empire: Hey could you help us get our land back?
The Vatican: Did you say "help get the holy land back"?
The Byzantine Empire: No, help us get our land ba-
The Vatican: Holy Land it is! DEUS VALT!
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Incorrect History Quotes
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