(Reader's pov)
"What the hell."
I just came out of the shower and I see THREE Sanses in my livingroom.
I recognised them immediately. Undertale. Underfell. UnderSwap.It's been three years since I've escaped from being a Sans fangirl and from Undertale and look at how reality treats me.
I bet me 3 years ago would've died just by seeing them in person. But times change.
I sighed while pinching the bridge of my nose.
"Look, just don't destroy anything unless you are gonna pay for it. And don't bother me for 2 days."
I didn't bother listening to what they'd say. My body is too tired for social interaction and all I wanted was some sleep.
Locking my bedroom door I remembered something crucial.
"Fuck I forgot they can telelport."
Then on second thought I realised that I didn't really give a damn.
"Man I don't care if they see me changing. I'll just beat the shit outta them."
How?
With my own bare hands of course.Even if I'm still human, I am still filled with determination compared to monsters from the underground. Probably. Idk Frisk and Chara were both human and had determination so why not me too?
Hmm, but I have never died before.
So I don't know if I'll ever be able to do things like Reset or Save....
"WAIT WHY THE HELL AM I THINKING ABOUT THIS," I yell internally in my head.
It's finally getting to me isn't it.
"Screw it, I'm just gonna go watch Tommy's stream."
I turn on my Twitch and begin spamming the chat with PogChamp emotes.
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(Authors note)
Eyooooo I have risen from my 3 year writers block.
Don't u dare be glad I'm back. I am NOT back in the Undertale fandom. 눈ㅅ눈
But I decided to write something for shits and giggles just for the time being and wanted to see how different I am now writing compared to when I was young.
But the story pace will be a bit wonky since it has been a while doing some writing and all I've been doing these few months in quarantine was simping over Minecraft block men.
This story isn't really gonna be serious- it is entirely satire.
Romance? Ehh not really. I just put the X in the title because skmething MIGHT happen, but not much.
Also this story is PG16 btw, because of the swearing, violence, death, gore and the I-don't-give-a-fuck-attitude WARNINGS.
If you are a young minor reading this story, then Read at your own risk.
I am not responsible for your actions since you have been warned.
Also lmao sorry for the typos if I ever make them.
Updates will be very random
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Ultimate Anti Sans Simp <AU Sanses X Reader>
قصص الهواة"What the hell." I just came out of the shower and I see THREE Sanses in my livingroom. I recognised them immediately. Undertale. Underfell. UnderSwap. It's been 3 years since I've escaped from being a Sans fangirl and look how reality treats me. I...