Turds Stories

Nurse Joy and Brock are stuck in an elevator when things start to get stinky...

Emily x ginger poop

{; Hi guys! I know this is my third New fanfic. But, This is kind of a joke off of my favorite show, How I Met Your Mother. It's gonna be like my guardian in the future...

I don't really know shit about writing bcus like I tried to make my girlfriend think im smart so like idk

Play solo or in multiplayer mode as you battle it out against other Smith families. Show the whole world that you're the last Stan standing. Good day to all fans of Amer...

angry turds

This is a ballad quatrain (chain) about a crow's habits. It is the form used by Samuel Taylor Coleridge in his famous poem, The Rime of the Ancient Mariner, first publi...

My teacher told me to write a mystery story so this is what she gets.

I hate u all

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Read and beware. This is a story of pure poop.

Fhtnvdkk is going around the park now so we cancan go to church *THIS STORY IS A JOKE AND IM USING IT TO MAKE FUN OF OTHER WATTPAD WRITERS*

Animals are one of my favorite subjects for tempoems, a form created by my poet friend, Bill Temple, a long time member of this Wattpad writing community. Thank you, Bi...

How four friends met :|

Always excited about meeting lifesavers and people from wicked