I wrote this while I was incredibly drunk. I'm kind of amazed I didn't fall into a coma due to how much I had. Most of the details are probably accurate, who knows. Presented exactly as I wrote it, because it's funnier that way.
I wrote this while I was incredibly drunk. I'm kind of amazed I didn't fall into a coma due to how much I had. Most of the details are probably accurate, who knows. Presented exactly as I wrote it, because it's funnier that way.