Chuck Norris needs to find Johnny Depp so they can get drunk and die so the Chuck Norris trilogy's can die. What will happen next idk he's fucking dead.
Chuck Norris needs to find Johnny Depp so they can get drunk and die so the Chuck Norris trilogy's can die. What will happen next idk he's fucking dead.
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He holds my face firmly between two hands. "Sienna, I'm not going to have you for the first time one of Maren's guest rooms when you're intoxicated."
"You're not?"
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