I mean who doesn't like chuck norris? Like he's handsome and has got abs and like(d)(s) men.. well he did for a year before his death, which we will get to at the end. So at the last year he came out of the closet mildly drunk and said "im gayyyy" in a sexualised way, and that was televised live and was actual presumed to be true, so we gotta go with that or the federal government will be coming after me and murdering my pirate looking ass. So when he told me it was a mistake I shrugged him off and asked who he had a man crush on... he stammered and said mark hamill. I stood there and stared at him and laughed... are you gonna daddy him or is he gonna daddy you? I asked. He spoke with true honesty: I'm gonna daddy him. And I said, so that's why luke screamed no when he found out who his father was, as much as I was his friend, I was in hospital for a week, not the proudest moment in my lifetime of friendship with a homo sexual man called chuck Norris , sweet Jesus man.
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Chuck Norris And The Chapters Of Life
Người sóiChuck Norris needs to find Johnny Depp so they can get drunk and die so the Chuck Norris trilogy's can die. What will happen next idk he's fucking dead.
