So now I say Chuck Norris plays basketball, yes he plays for the Californian Hurricanes. Chuck Norris was a tall man so it was pretty easy for him to dunk on sans like that. He's a great player and won the team 12 games before retiring and writing horror stories. One of his most popular horror stories was They/Them about an bisexual person who liked to eat children's.... feet? As I recall, he was put in jail for 3 years after writing it and self-publishing it. He also created a magical world called Harry Wonka, where a pig picked up an 11 year old boy and took him to a school of magic and chocolate and dwarfs. Chuck Norris was a noble man in the arts of book writing and basket ball, but I've still left something out... must be on my list.... AH! Yes. He was a homosexual for a year and then he died. We are getting close to the end fellas just 10 more chapters of what you call Bullshit and what I call cheap wonders.
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Chuck Norris And The Chapters Of Life
WerewolfChuck Norris needs to find Johnny Depp so they can get drunk and die so the Chuck Norris trilogy's can die. What will happen next idk he's fucking dead.