Lol im a simp for dua lipa I promise on my fruity ass, gay ass, lesbian ass that this whole thing is a crackfic and a joke. Disclaimer: PLS DONT THINK I WRITE THIS BAD BC I WROTE BAD ON PURPOSE SO LIKE YEA ANYWAY also dua if u see this um just pretend that you didnt. I wanted to make this like the joke tik toks of wattpad fanfictions but I actually posted it. Also all acts are consensual bc if it wasnt then that would be illegal and weird😬😬😬