Hello dear reader, and welcome to a story of action, hi-jinx, romance and perhaps a little... je ne sais quoi. I will help guide you through a glimpse of the life of one Richard Locke. Truly I fail to think of any men with more honor, guile, charisma, or who has lived a life full of more excitement. Well... a combination of all of those things at least... okay, mostly just the exciting part. Bah! I could try to explain it or sell you on the idea all day, but it'll be better to just show you, no? Alright! Without any further ado, let us see what our intrepid young hero is up to at this very moment... Oh! That's a bit... wow! Okay then. Ouch! That one looked like it hurt. Maybe this wasn't the best time to check in...