(Kinda crackfic, inspired by some funny thoughts of mine) What happens when a meek and nervous gas station clerk/aspiring singer (who just happens to be part cat princess!) falls in love with Lord Humungus himself? What will happen? Will Humungus love her back? Will they get together? Does she become a singer? Find out in this Mad Max parodyfic! This will chronicle each meeting of theirs at the gas station, along with some other stuff in the future. Each chapter will include a song that goes with it.