When Naruto went on a top secret mission of great importance with Sasuke, who by the way never left the village nor got bit by that snake bastard, and Rock Lee, an accident occurred. Sasuke and Lee were the only two to make it back which worries everyone but as search parties are made, the missing nin comes back...but not quite himself. Or should I say "herself". A fic where Naruto messes up his infamous sexy jutsu and is now temporarily(?) a girl. Let's see how this goes for the village when a lot of the guys start to see Naru-chan in a new light. *no lemon so don't ask!*