This is a Dan and Phil story. If you don't know who they are I suggest you run run far far away and don't return. But if you really want to know who they are they are commonly known as AmazingPhil and Danisnotonfire. Now that that is out of the way, this story will have some violence and language. the main character is yours truly and I do not know Dan and Phil personally Just from excessive internet stalking. And we all know that is the same reason why you are reading this. Any way hope you like it :3