Unknown: Is this Dan Howell?
Dan: Uh yeah, who is this and how did you get my number?
Unknown: does it matter?
Dan: Yep, because this is my private phone number.
Unknown: Is this Dan Howell?
Dan: Uh yeah, who is this and how did you get my number?
Unknown: does it matter?
Dan: Yep, because this is my private phone number.
One day, Dan meets a girl at a bar. He likes her a lot, and so he asks her for her number. She gives it to him, no problem. When he texts her the next day, he finds out that she, indeed, gave him a f...