The Counter To All Things Holy

There will be spelling mistakes. Why? Well, for starters, I am adamant against using a keyboard to type with, so I'm using my phone. Second, some prick decided to put the "I" key next to the "I" key, so a lot of the time my "of's" will turn into "if's" and so on so forth. If they bug you, point them out to you because if they buy you, they'll bug the shit out of me. If not, read on, unless you're here to not read and in that case feel free to roam my incessant dribble in the announcements page. Sometimes I'm funny enough to make people laugh, most of the time outright offensive.       If you've read this far then your life is just as meaningless as mine, reading my nonsense.       The fuck are you doing, you don't need to be here.          Jk luv u xx.          That was gay...                    And there is nothing you can do about it.          Cheerio, now.