Cooties

Don't be fooled by the name, I am not a coati nor am I happy. 

I've been writing for over 15 years but so far haven't dared to publish any of my stories. Constructive criticism will be greatly appreciated, although I can't guarantee it won't make me cry ❤

I'm a crazy wackadoodle with a quintuple stellium in Aries. I can't drive. I really like volcanoes. I'm trilingual, but English isn't my first language. I once ate nothing but Taco Bell for two weeks and lived to tell the tale. I have a cute boyfriend who has a sexy mustache. I also have two cute cats who also have a sexy mustache. I am currently a hot mess but hey, at least I'm hot.

Please don't send any reading recommendations or advertise your books in my DMs or on my message board!

📩 thehappycoati@gmail.com