Damon has a new status: Vampires are SWAGGY.
Peter: werewolves are so much swaggier
Klaus: actually hybrids have more swag
Damon: um wait. Who are you?
Peter: I'm Peter hale. I'm perfect
Damon: no I am
Stefan: my hair is perfect
Damon: true
Scott: hi I am a werewolf and so Is my friend Derek.
Derek: sup
Allison: I'm a hunter
Alaric: me too!
Allison: cool!
Kira: I'm a kitsune
Bonnie: I'm a witch
Kira: Wanna be friends?
Bonnie: okay! :)
Caroline: so where are you guys from
Scott: beacon hills
Caroline: Mystic falls is where were from
Scott: cool
Caroline: so do you guys have a queen of sass?
Peter: that would be m-
Lydia: that's me
Caroline: I'm the queen of sass here
Lydia: and you are my new best friend
Allison: and me?
Lydia: besides Allison who is like my sister
Caroline: My "sisters" would be Elena and Bonnie
Elena: hey
Bonnie: hi
Stiles: forget about me?
Damon: who are you
Stiles: I'm a human
Damon: so you're like, a bunny
Stiles: um what
Damon: You're a bunny
Stiles: ?
Damon: I'm guessing he fails
Stiles: in what
Damon: lol life
Stiles: actually I don't. Me and Lydia are riding away on a unicorn and living happily ever after
Lydia: I got the star wars DVDs and the notebook!!!
Damon: what's happening
*Stiles and Lydia have logged off*
Damon: bunny
Damon: definitely a bunny
