Caroline: guys we should post things on Facebook for elena, so when she wakes up, she can see them
Damon: dear elena, crazy heretics took over mystic falls
Stefan: and Caroline is pregnant
Alaric: with me and Jo's twins
Bonnie: that might be something to explain in person
Caroline: well at least I got a chance that Elena always wanted
Stefan: truth
Nora: and I'm actually not crazy
Damon: what is Dora doing here?
Bonnie: Nora, and I invited her
Damon: why?
Bonnie: we're friends now and she's actually kinda nice
Stefan: SHE STABBED ME
Nora: yeah sorry about that. No hard feelings?
Stefan: lots of hard feelings
Nora: okay...
Bonnie: she's trying to be better
Mary Louise: so am I
Nora: wait why is she here????
Stefan: she's trying to get better too so say hello to 1/2 of the mean girls
Valerie: is the other half me?
Damon: hahah no
Nora: it's me :))
Valerie: but I'm not nice
Bonnie: hahah yes you are
Caroline: and keep your paws off Stefan
Stefan: yeah
Damon: and keep them off our house and our stuff
Valerie: but I-
Nora has removed Valerie from the chat
Nora: better?
All: yes yes yes
Caroline: so dear Elena....
