*phone rings*
Kurapika: Moshi moshi?
Leorio: Oi Kurapika!
Kurapika: Leorio?
Leorio: Yeah yeah, you busy tonight?
Kurapika: Hmm. It's my day off from bodyguard duties. Do you need something?
Leorio: That's perfect! Meet me at the cafe we last met, 8 pm sharp. Got it?
Kurapika: Huh? Why?
Leorio: Just come, okay? I'll wait for you. Ja!
*hangs up phone*
Kurapika: But! ....Hello? Leorio?!
Kurapika: .......
Kurapika: Guess I have no choice..
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(7: 45 pm)
Kurapika: I should go now before he nags about me being late... -,-
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(At the cafe)
Kurapika: Where is he?
*door opens*
Leorio: Oi Kurapika!
Kurapika: And here I thought I was the one late..
*Leorio drags Kurapika out of the cafe*
Kurapika: H-hey where are you taking me?!
Leorio: Just calm down.. AND STOP PROTESTING!
Kurapika: Just tell me where we're going.. (-_-)
Leorio: It's a surprise. >:)
Kurapika: I have a bad feeling about this... (-_-)'
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-A moment later-
Kurapika: Just what place is this why is it so crowded?!
Leorio: We're going on a speed date. :]
Kurapika: W-what?! (O.o)
Host: Alright! Welcome to our speed dating event! I'm Menchi, your host for the night! Everyone is invited so I hope you have fun! On the count of five, we'll start, okay? FIVE!
Kurapika: M-Menchi?! The gourmet hunter? JUST WHAT IS HAPPENING?! (O.e)
Menchi: FOUR!
Leorio Oi Kurapika sit here! Hurry!
Kurapika: BUT! MENCHI?!
Menchi: THREE!
Kurapika: Awwww what the heck... /-_-)/
Menchi: TWO.
Kurapika: You're going to pay fo this Leorio..
Leorio: Nani? Did you say something?
Menchi: ONE! START!
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-Date #1-
Date: Hi my name is Laura! :)
Kurapika: Uhh Kurapika..
Laura: You're cute!
Kurapika... Uhh thanks..
Leorio: So, how's it going?
Date: Aren't you a bit too old for this?
Leorio: I'M ONLY 19! /-A-)/
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-Date #2-
Date: Hello.
Kurapika: Hey.
Date: ....
Kurapika: .....
Date: You see... *fiddling with a knife* I love someone else, but, he doesn't seem to notice... Is something wrong with me? Tell me.. TELL ME! *stabs the table*
Leorio: Uhh uhhh t-there's nothing wrong, uhh.. w-what's your name, b-by the way?
Date: Oh.... Palm Siberia.
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-Date #3-
Kurapika: I-I know you!
Shizuku: Huh? Who are you?
Kurapika: A SPIDER!!!
Shizuku: Huh? Where?! Get it off me!
Leorio: Hey ;)
Machi: I'm out of here.. Shizuku, let's go..
Kurapika: A-another spider?! *eyes turned scarlet*
Machi: *pretends she doesn't know the chain user* Who're you? Shizuku, let's go.. so many creeps on the loose..
Shizuku: Why were we here again?
Leorio: I'm no creep!
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And the date went on and on..
And on.
Menchi: Yoshi! Time's up! Did anyone enjoy?
Everyone: Yeah!
Kurapika: Why are there spiders here? Why isn't everybody panicking?!
Leorio: This didnt go well... (-_-")
Chrollo: Finding a date is quite hard than I expected.
Kurapika: Ch--Chrollo?!
Chrollo: *pretends not to know the chain user* And who are you, miss?
Kurapika: *eyes turned scarlet* It's mister to you! That's it I'M LEAVING!
*leaves*
Leorio: oi oi Kurapika wait for me!!
Leorio: .......
Leorio: This is my karma, isnt it? (T^T)
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That's the end.. oh Leorio *sweatdrops*
Sorry if Kurapika's a bit OOC ... or just too overwhelmed by what's happening XD
Okay! Thanks for reading! Feel free to comment! \(*O*)/
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Hunter x Hunter One Shots!
FanfictionBecause I love HxH, I decided to make series of one shot stories! There could be pairings and other stuff so... have fun! I clearly do not own HxH, just my OCs and stories. Well, that is all!
