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Cursed question

[Art credits to AidaIro :)]

*Hanako, sitting on the window sill reading dirty magazines with a smirk on his face as Kou bursts through the door*

Kou, out of breath with his weapon pointed at him: Hanako! I heard from senpai that you were reading inappropriate stuff, so give it up!

Hanako, now sitting so that he faces Kou and dangling the book in his face: Boy, you don't know what this is, do you.

Kou: of course I do! Now give it up so senpai can breathe again!!

Hanako, whining: But I don't want tooooooo.

Kou, jumping at him trying to catch him as he dodges around the room: Well too bad!

Kou: Dammit Hanako!

*Hanako keeps flying around the room laughing before he gets an evil >:) idea*

Hanako, suddenly stopping midair causing Kou to fall on the floor: You know, if you really know what this stuff is, then let me quiz you.

Kou, rubbing his head: No way, just give me the dang magazine!

Hanako: I'll give it to you, but only if you answer my question.

Kou: ugh, fine! Just ask the stupid question!

Hanako, flying to him while smirking and stopping close to his face: Okay, so do you know an @#%@) is?
(the word was so unholy I censored it for your innocent ears)

Kou, completely blank faced: Huh, no. What is that?

Hanako, laughing now and pushing Kou out of the bathroom: Don't come back until you know what it is!

Kou: Wait Hanako! What about that mag- *he gets cut off by Hanako shutting the door in his face*

Kou, muttering under his breath as he walks to cafeteria: Stupid toilet freak

~later that day~

Kou, walking into number four's boundary: Hey Sensei!!!!

Tsuchigomori, going through some papers with an exasperated look on his face: What is it now, damn kid

Kou, scratching his head: Hanako won't let me in the bathroom until I answer a question so I was wondering if you knew the answer.

Tsuchigomori, sighing: Fine, what is it

Kou: Do you know an @#%@) is?

Tsuchigomori, crushing the pencil in his hand: I'm going to murder that kid

*Distant screaming could be heard as Number four called Hanako and went to the back to have a supposed chat, Kou was still standing there with a confused look*

~some time in the near future~
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Kou, sitting with Mitsuba in his boundary: Hey Mitsuba, do you know an @#%@) is?

Mitsuba, choking: Excuse me, what