Hello motherfucker

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The title has been stuck in my head all day and I can't stop laughing 😂😂 enjoy.

Asahi P.O.V

I seen Noya at school Monday and I was really happy to see him, he became  a good friend of mine back at the island and he's really cool too.

So when Tuesday came I was excited when I seen that Noya lives near me, so we walked to school together.

"I agreed to walk to school with my fellow gau- I mean...ugh.." He stopped talking to think. "I don't know what to call them but...my short friends. We're shortie squad." I think I know who he's talking about.

"O-oh, why didn't you?" I asked.

"I wanted to walk with you duh. So Asahi how've you been?" He asked. "Alright, what about you Noya?" He smiled, making my cheeks heat up. "I'm great! Now that I can talk to you about our wedding day." Don't know him that well, but....Typical Noya.

"Riight." I say sighing and smiling. "Asahi-san, call me Nishi, not Noya, soon you can call me Yuu."

"Ok...but why?"

"Uh, I mean...well it's something only you can call me. Now about our wedding!"

"Nishi, we're not dating or anything, we can't have a wedding.."

"Thheeenn LET'S START DATING! ASAHI GO ON A DATE WITH ME!"

"NISHI WE HAVE TO AT LEAST KNOW EACH OTHER!"

"I'M NISHINOYA, YOU'RE ASAHI, WE KNOW EACH OTHER!"

"NOT IN THAT WAY!"

"ASAHI YOU WIMP!"

"MY FEELINGS!~"

Tsukishima P.O.V

Me and Yamaguchi were walking behind cryhaba and the angry beast on our way to school. "Don't say that about our senpai you stick figure." Kunimi and Kindaichi say from behind us.

Yamaguchi gasped. "Don't say that about Tsukki!~ He didn't even say anything!"

"Well...he deserved it." Kunimi said rolling his eyes. I don't know why everyone just agreed to walk in a big group like this. "We're going to the same place." Kindaichi says.

"Can you stop invading my privacy you nuisances!?"

"Tsukishima Kei." Sugawara and Daichi says making me stop. "He's not invading....it's was an order and practice." Suga and loudkawa says. "LOUDKAWA!?" I went into instant defense mode. "Oikawa chill." Almost everyone said. Yamaguchi just stood in confusion.

"BRRO I KNOW THAT VOICE ANYWHERE! MYY QUEENNNNN!" An unfamiliar voice yelled, but Oikawa calmed down so whatever.

"TERU-CHAN!" Someone pushed through all of us to get to that idiot. Kunimi kicked me in the back of my leg almost making me fall.

"HSJSNS POOR TSUKKI!~"

Oikawa P.O.V

I danced in place waiting for my other bestie to get his ass over here, Atsumu is the og bestie. Terushima finally ran into my arms knocking me over. "KAAWA!"

"Who is this?" Iwa-chan asked. "One of my best friends, Terushima."

"Yes speaking ooof besties where's Tsumu ugly ass?" Teru asked helping me up. "Shut up, I don't know, hopefully Samu brings him back to me. Where he belongs."

"Atsumu?" Iwa asked. "My bestie bestie."

"I hate both of them." Hanamaki commented. "Makki you're my bestie too hun."

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