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THIS IS WHY MOM DOESN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

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Terushima P.O.V

Me and my beloveds were walking and saw this couple sitting on a blanket eating and stuff like that, we got curious and asked them what they were doing....Their response was a picnic.

Takeharu really wanted to have one so now we're preparing for a picnic.

"Blanket?" Kazuma asked.

"Check." I say.

"Basket?"

"Check."

"Food?"

"Um....what do you guys feel like eating?"

"Seaweed and Shrimp." Takeharu suggested. "Let's try human food babe." Kazuma says stroking my hair.

"Like? What do humans even call what they eat?" Takeharu asked.

"Human food." I say putting a finger up. "And what we eat is fish food."

"Um no Teru I meant a certain type of food." I had to think. "There was this stuff called bread. I seen watermelon and something called an Onigiri.."

"Hm...Bacon, I had it this morning." Oh that stuff is good..."How about I ask my dad to make us stuff for a picnic?" I asked and they nodded.

After begging my father to cook he finally did it. "Hey Teru, I'm just curious where's your mom?" Kazuma asked. "I have two dads."

"Oh- that's so cool! How did they do that!!??" Takeharu asked. "You know we can deadass get preggers right?"

"Preggers?"

"It's when you bare a baby."

"Oh we can have kids- I thought that was a girl thing..."

"There's something wrong with our insides-" I started but my dad slapped my head. "Don't say that, you just have female parts."

"Oh." We all say. "How does birth work?" kazuma asked. "Well you'll get your stomach cut open and they'll take the child out." I-

"We're not having kids." We say clutching our stomachs. "But in your cases you'll be put to sleep while they do it! Yuji I want grandchildren!"

"Sato leave the kids alone! Yuji make sure to swim before going, if you stay out of the water for too long you'll like dry out."

"Isn't that why we take baths?"

"No, that's for your hygiene, I'm glad you're taking baths though! I guess that works too then. I packed your basket, enjoy your date."

"Byyyyye Mr and Mr Terushima!" They say. "Thanks dads! Cya.~"

We were walking and to my disliking we almost ran into that guy from school. It was so boring without Oikawa and the others, but this mother fucker had the audacity to try and hit on ME the god of flirting.

"Teru, that guy makes me uncomfortable." Takeharu said bouncing around me. I thought about how to avoid him and it just came to me.

Instead of walking past him we took a rout through the park. "It's so cool here, Teru let's have the picnic here!" Kazuma Said throwing the blanket on the open field. "EH SURE!" I say trying to get a say in it.

Takeharu helped take the food out of the basket and set it up. I admired whatever the hell the square thing was with the other square thing in it, looked really good.

We started the eating process. I fed Kazuma something and he fed Takeharu while he fed me. It's creative and fun. Not to mention my dad totally put his love into making this, it's was too good.