Random Smuts😏 [SATIRE]

green apples - draco malfoy

ok so to start i don't know shit about harry potter so don't come at me😩🤚 i also know nothing about draco other than the fact that he attracts every white girl to walk the earth😀🤏 but i'll write this as if i know a decent amount about this man despite the .7353626636363 percent of information i know 🤠🔫

y/n pov

ok so i'm new to hogwarts and i like don't know anyone at all haha so i guess i'll just go out to the courtyard and wait there for someone to find me. it's behind a generally nice garden so i'll be ok there

so i'm sitting there at the courtyard and nothings happened so far. i decided to look around the garden and to my surprise i found an apple tree. i had eaten nothing that day so i picked a green apple off and took a bite into it

just then i heard a rustle in the plant in front me. it was a tall ass man with this group of dudes that all looked pathetic standing next to him. seggsy ass bitch.

he insulted me for taking a fruit off of the tree. but like how was i supposed to know that. so he said i have to now suffer via punishment.

the punishment was seggs which honestly was an absolute win

he then proceeds to shove the same apple i bit into up my ass and it now served as a plug. lit

so turns it his friends were watching the whole time which was cool with me i guess

dracos pov

swag

BYE I FELT SO STUPID WRITING THIS LMFAOOOOO