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harry styles x teacher

HEYYY YALL HOW U DOINGGGG

IT'S BEEN MONTHS BUT ITS OK CUS I'M STAYING ON THAT HONOR ROLL GRIND >=P

ANYWAYS HERES HARRY STYLES X TEACHER I'M WRITING IN MY FREE BLOCK SMH

ALSO, THIS MAY OR MAY NOT BE MY FINAL POST OF THE YEAR SO YEAH IF I DON'T POST AGAIN HAPPY HOLIDAYS // NEW YEAR =D

ALSO DISCLAIMER!! THESE ARE NOT WRITTEN SERIOUSLY THERYRE WRITTEN CUS IM IN A SILLY GOOFY MOOD

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Teacher's POV:

My school sucks. We're broken. We have no money. Most of the other teachers quit, and the school's trauma was dumped on me =[. Now I'm left to do everything, and try to keep things in balance. On top of that my pet turtle died smh. Now I'm not only alone at school, but also at home. Life just can't seem to get better =[.

So I'm sitting in the classroom, and suddenly the intercom goes off, alerting us all in school that there was an announcement to be made.

"Good morning faculty and student, we have some bad news and some amazing news! The bad news is the water is musty. The GOOD news, however, is that Harry Styles is gonna come to our school and perform a concert for a fundraiser to get out musty water back up and running. Anyways have a good day idk".

"WTF HARRY STYLES I LOVE HIMSFHJSJ" some random student yelled.

"OMG SHUT YOUR BUBBLE GUM DUM DUM SKIN TONE CHICKEN BONE GOOGLE CHROME NO HOME FLIP PHONE DISOWN ICE CREAM CONE GARDEN GNOME X AND Y CHROMOSOME DIMMADONE FULL BLOWN MONOCHROME STUDENT LOAN INDIANA JONES OVERGROWN FLINTSTONE AUTOZONE AZZ UP HARRY STYLES SUCKS". I know I'm gonna win this argument.

anyways harry styles sucks and I am not looking forward to seeing him. It's not like I can skip the concert anyways were so low on staff smh

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Harry's POV:

ayo so is like going to a school or something cus I stan fixing musty water =3

also stan BTS <3

anyways I'm packing up my stuff, and I realize something: where am I supposed to go backstage? it's just a school, so it's not gonna have anything I need to prepare.

I slide over to my agent DMS and ask, and they reply, "in a classroom".

alright, ig idk so I'm not really looking forward to that but whatever =V

the concerts in a few hours, and I'm NOT excited about it anymore smh. but whatever we need that musty water fixed somehow idk

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aight so I'm at the school now so if I gotta go into some random classroom //I hope nobody there cus I hate people and I'm brocken

I saunter my way into a random small and humble classroom, and I lock the door behind me. luckily, the classroom is on the other side of the outdoor stage, where I will be performing, so nobody can see me here.

I start changing and stuff but I start to hear keys down the hallway and I begin to panic with each jingle smh

I rush to throw on my outfit so I can leave, but the keys have grown so close that I hear them in the keyhole

At this rate, I have no time but to run, but rather hide. I duck under presumably the teacher's desk, and I stay quiet, as to let whoever that may be know there's nobody in the room.

I hear the door open, and my heart drops. I hear the sound of heels walking closer and closer to me, and I have a stroke under the desk. The person hears my sounds and walks even closer. They take a peek under the desk and see my body seizuring, just like my fans after my concert.

They take off their heel and start beating me, to the point where I'm not bruised and dying at the same time.

"wait, who are u?" says the woman. "I'm harry styles mate idk"

my seizure just stops bc she is so beautiful and I'm suddenly healed

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Teacher's POV:

WAIT HARRY STYLES KINDA SEGGSY OR WHATEVER

I apologize for beating him and say with a smirk, "you could bring the watermelon to my sugar any day bbg😏😏😏"

Harry smirks and weenks

"what's ur name bbg😏😏" he asks

"I'm sharry, just like u but w an s😏😏😏😏"

suddenly I'm in love w this man omg I take back everything I've ever said about him Jajaja

Harry stops to realize that he still has a show to put on, so he kisses my hand and says, "until next time"

He walks out of the classroom and heads to the stage, where I will now be going.

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While Harry's performing, the song ends, and everyone claps.

"For my next song, I'd like to invite someone very special up to the stage to sing along with me"

It's not gonna be me.

"The teacher that beat me with a high heel😍"

oh

I DON'T KNOW ANY OF HIS SONGS HELP

I walk on stage, very flustered, and he proceeds to sing Adore U. I don't know the song so I'm just standing there like 🧍

Anyways after the concert harrys like ayo lets scesgsss and i say yes so we do that on the stage but the mics are still on

whoops.

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HELP WHY DID I WRITE THIS

ALSO TY EMMA FOR WRITING THIS ABOMINATION WITH ME FJESFHJK

ALSO ALSO LOOKOUT FOR A PART 2 SOON >=D