𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #01
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Jisoo: Lisayah! I have a question for you
Lisa: Ok, what is it?
Jisoo: If you didn't have feet, would you still wear shoes?
Lisa: I guess no
Jisoo: Then why do you still wear bra?
Lisa: JISOOYAAAAHHH!!!!
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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #02
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Jisoo: Lisayah!!! You ate my chikin!!! Buy me a new one or pay for that!!! Come on, give me money!!!
Lisa: My g-girlfriend took my money
Jisoo: Stop lying!!!
Lisa: W-Where's the lie?
Jisoo: That you have a girlfirend!!!
Lisa: -__-
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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #03
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Lisa: Jisoo unnie! What is the similarities of a poem and a fart?
Jisoo: Hmmm....What?
Lisa: They both came out from po(w)et *giggles*
Jennie: What is the difference between a knife and a gun?🙂
Lisa *gulp*
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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #04
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Lisa: Jisoo unnie! Ano tawag sa unahan ng sasakyan?
Jisoo: Bumper
Lisa: Mali!!!
Jisoo: Hmm... What?
Lisa: Karera😎
Jisoo: -____-
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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #05
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*Lisoo ft. Monkey*
Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh
Lisa: ooh ooh ahh ahh
Monkey: ooh ooh ahh ahh
Lisa: ooh ooh ahh ahh
Monkey: Why are you copying me?
Lisa: Why are you copying me? *stop*
Jisoo *shocked: WAHHHH LISAYAH COME ON RUN!!!! *pulls the monkey* THE MONKEY IS TALKING WAHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
Lisa *faced palm: Unnie, I'm here! That's not me, its a monkey!!!
*Jisoo and the monkey looked at each other*
Jisoo:
Monkey:
Jisoo: WAHHHHH ITS TALKING AGAIN LISAYAHHHH!!!!!
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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #06
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Lisa: You know what Jisoo unnie, my friend won a phone on a race
Jisoo *wonder: Wow, really? What kind of race is that?
Lisa: He snatch a phone then he run. The phone owner follow him but he's too fast so he got his new phone now. Do you want to try?
Jisoo: FVCK CRIMINAL!!! -___-
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𝐋𝐢𝐒𝐨𝐨 - 𝐂𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐤𝐡𝐞𝐚𝐝 #07
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~Lisa sitting on a carpet~
Lisa: *irritated* URGH!!! Go fly now! Yah!!! Why don't you fly?!!!
Jisoo: STUPID!!! It won't fly, tsk!!!
Lisa: Hmm... Why?
Jisoo: Because it doesn't have a gasoline
Lisa: Oh ok, sorry
Chaennie *faced palm*
Rosé: I would rather choose to ride on a horse while wearing a bikini with you hubby than riding with them
Jennie: I would rather ride on you wifey than watching their stupidity
