~ VA ≠ the Duolingo Owl ~

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If seen any of my other book, Their Stories, then you know that tech for the countries/states are more advanced. This takes place during the Civil War, before RoT was murder and when VA had two legs AND when CSA was out.
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VA, to his phone camera: I should be the Duolingo owl. I can scare people into speaking another language.
TX: *walks into the room*
VA: *jumps down from the ceiling fan* Heyo, cowboy!
TX: *screeches and swears in Spanish nonstop for a solid minute*
VA, to his phone again: See?

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