StateHumans Incorrect Quotes

~HAPPY VALENTINES DAY, LONELY BASTARDS~

All incorrect quotes I made with s h i p i n g or Valentines Day.
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Texas: Step one, be straight.
Wyoming: [Walks by]
Texas, under his breath: Failed step one
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CO: What do you have planned for Valentines day?
NM, glaring at TX: Murder.
CO: That's the spirit!
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Alaska: Hawaii and I slept together...
TX: And?
Alaska: I thought you'd be a little more shocked.
TX: Oh, sorry
TX, in a shocked voice: And?!
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TX: Wyomin' and I don't have nicknames for each other!
OK: Uh huh, ok then. Texas, what do bees make?
TX: Honey?
WY: Wow, what's with the nicknames, baby?
(Changed it a lil to match how my ship would work—)
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WY: Are you in love with Ari?
NM, sweating: No
WY: Then why do you write A+N everywhere?
NM: It stands for Anguish and Numbness.
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LA, learning English: What are friends with benefits?
CA: ... A very special type of friend...
LA: Ummm... like us?
CA: [chokes]
(LA is Louis btw)
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WI: You look nice, I want to kiss you.
MN: What?
WI: I SAID IF YOU DIED, I WOULDN'T MISS YOU!
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FL: We're having fun, ain't we, Massa?
MA: I've never been more stressed out in my life.
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FL: I set fires to feel joy!
MA: That's adorable.
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New Hampshire: Hey, Yorkie, can I have some dating advice?
New York: Just because I'm with Jersey, doesn't mean I know how I did it.
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I think that's all of them. Also, I am getting sick and it's great. Please no shipping wars, that'd be great fam. Let's agree to disagree and agree that puppies and kittens are adorable, alright?