StateHumans Incorrect Quotes

~ I Don't Have a Boyfriend! ~

Up!MI: [clearly flirting with ND]
ND: Aww, bab—
SD: [comes into the room]
ND: —BUDDY!
Up!MI, whispering: Sorry, sweetie pie.
SD: ...
Up!MI and ND: ...
SD: YOU HAVE A BOYFRIEND?!
ND: NO JUST FRIENDS!!
SD: THEN WHY—
ND: FRIENDLY THINGS—
Up:MI, wrapping his arm around ND: Stop yelling, please. My head hurts...
ND: Sorry.
SD: I'M NOT! MY STUPID FUCKING BROTHER HAS A BOYFRIEND!
ND: I don'! He's just a friend.
SD: BULLSHIT! I'M TELLING!
ND, suffering closeted panic: waIT DON'!
Up:MI: [knows Ame isn't homophobic but also knows ND is in the closet]
Up!MI: [drops a water ball on SD's head]