LMAOOO YOU GOT DREAMED ITS A CRACKFIC!!!!
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"TECHNOBLADE!" big man dre storms into the airplane.
"yes dre" techno looks up from his how to get away with murder book
"WHY DID U DIE
"I NEVER DIE BITCH!"
"YES YOU DIE
*shows newspaper article*
"THATS NOT ME YOU NIMROD THATS YOU!"
"oh oops lol"
"HOW DID YOU GET ON THE FUCKIN PLANE-
"I FLY "
"NO"
Techno the bladder pushes dre off the plane
"aaGGGYGAJkajdaknlas" dre screeches as he floats away. SUddenly, parachute poof. "hAha bitch! I have a parachute!"
"HA! AT least I don't have AIDS!"
"WHTA DO YOU MEan? OH MY GOD-" Dre screams as he realises he caught stds "OMEGAUD I HAVE AIDS, ,HERPES,SCABES, GHONNERA, STDS AND CRABS!"
suddenly, dre evolves into a crab
"HAHA NOW YOURE A CRAB! SUCK IT GREEEN BOUIIIIIII"
dre the crab drops into the beach and sinks into sand and ends up in spongbob.
"Oh MY GAD SPONGBOB NO WAY WHERES BIG MAN GARRRAAAAYYYY
spongbob says 'no ur gay and u remind me of mr karbs bye bitch'
"AHKJADHKJA" dre is catapulted back into th airplae.
"lmao ur gae."technobladder sas
"ur gay bitch'
dre crashes plane and everyone die <3
the end :D
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rose and sage || dreamnoblade oneshots (dream x technoblade)
Fanfictiondreamnoblade oneshots <3 I take requests! -fluff -angst -maybe smut this book features usually bottomblade, but sometimes both of them as switches. mostly about them live streaming + twitter stuff, but I'll probably add like duel AUs and stuff...
