Area Codes // dreamwastaken

twenty-four

*aye ya loike that do ya?*

*wud ya loike if ah went harder?*

*wud ya loike that ya little sloot?*

what the hell

when babies first start emoting, they sometimes turn away in the middle of smiling at you because they're so overwhelmed with joy, they can't handle it. it's called gaze aversion and its used to slow their heartbeat

ok that's actually really sweet

i still dislike children though

the actual smell of rain comes from the plants instead of the water. they produce oils when they're dry and when it rains, they get rid of the oils, hence the smell

nice

matthew morrison is the reason everything bad has happened ever

very true.

i'm allergic to centipedes

huh???

how do you think i found out ?

i don't think i want to know

one dropped into my bra during a hike and made my boobs all rashy

i thought we agreed on no cherry talk

i don't bring up my knob, you don't talk cherry

i didn't even know the knob was part of the agreement

but ok

IT WAS A BAD IDEA CALLING YOU UP WAS SUCH A BAD IDEA I'M TOTALLY FUCKED

what

sorry drew's blasting it so i don't have to hear anything happening

i definitely didn't need to know that

caoimhe why

do you have any youtube recommendations ? i've watched every kurtis conner video there is

i'm bored if you can't tell

you could watch my videos 😏

and help you earn money ? no way

i'm earning money rn 😎 so jokes on you

first stream in like two months

isn't that like your entire job ?

so shouldn't you be doing it all the time to make money

not at the sacrifice of my mental health

yeah that's fair.

can i call you ?

call me what? by your name? if so, yes.

i hate you, i hope you understand that. you knew what i meant

alright lol. but you just said you were streaming